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Vote Cobra 2008
Tuesday, May 20, 2008

oh hi!

i am a really big fan of cobra commander.ring any bells?G.I fuckin Jo goddammit.you can only redeem yourself if you've watched Thundercats as a child.or you're John Mayer.coz hes the man.i first intended to devote this post to Cobra Commander...but in typical Chester fashion, i will stray.seems like the modus operandi in these parts.

Cobra Commander is of course the de facto leader of the Cobra Army.he's also running for president.so instead of being labeled first a sexist for voting Hillary Clinton, or a racist for voting Barrack Obama you might as well vote for Cobra Commander for he is just and fair.Here's an awesome picture of Cobra.




how awesome is he?
whoops two pictures.do i fail in life?do i lose one internet?

heres videos of his race towards the white house.







below a music video strengthening the Cobra Propaganda.




here's to a brighter future brothers and sisters.

i recently found an not so old but old picture of my friends and i(thanks Valentine eventho you have no idea i took this photo from your profile.) while i was on the cheat code to life machine....the computer.

we were aiming for the boyband pose.we had our best suits on and everything.you know whats missing in the picture?let me fix it up a bit...


epic win guys.now before you right me off as some shallow illiterate being inferior of your existence, i would like you to acknowledge my mad skills at ms paint.thank you.


phew editing that picture was tough work.now if you're really curious where the hard work blood,sweat and tears comes from heres a picture...

of course i arranged the items in the picture in their respective places.its not like "oh candid!i wasn't really posing ZOMG!"that applies to people but you get the massage.maybe you didn't.thats peanut butter on toasts btw.good stuff.taste better with banana.



kthxbai.