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Tuesday, August 5, 2008
The glorious class festival has graced us once again for the second time running.We have successfully organised this mammoth of an event from its grave when we buried it a month ago in its quiet grave in the back of our minds.

our founding mother aka class mascot Joanne Pei was very pleased with the proceedings.

Our MUET teacher actually asked us to hand in a report on the festival.here's an excerpt from my report.

" like vultures they circled the table of food fighting for that one last piece of Pepperoni pizza or Pink Panther doughnut.Eyes interlocked and a show of hideous barbaric physical violence ensued fighting for that ever fleeting taste of heaven.But some were full and took a vow to never eat ever again during their mortal escapade on earth in fear that their guts will start to spew out followed swiftly by gushing blood......"

i got a B5.which is very good.the higher the number of the B the better it is.and teacher left a remark on my paper saying "leave out opinions."=/

ok back to the actual event.....

oh yea did i mention the theme for this month was "Italiano cum Doughnut Festival".penned down by the individual below.


very pleased indeed.QinQin trying to steal the box of doughnuts.she did try her best.=/

Ben's potato thingy.

you can never go wrong with pizza.the ultimate party food.

om nom nom nom nom.....nom nom....nom nommmmmmmmmm.

and there were 19.

there was ALOT of food.you could have brought your favourite starving African to this joint once a month.always on a Friday now.

Alice Lee,Geraldine (who is always hungry and changes eye colour every other day.looks great on you btw),Alice Jane
It's not everyday you get sandwiched by two Alices.that has to be some kind of good luck charm.it has to be.
no you're not seeing double.they're twins.you could say she has a doppelganger.
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random person #1,random person #2,random person #3,random person #4,Chester,random person #5,random person #6.

so before we actually dug into the food, we had a short prayer.so again i will refer to my English report.

"Before everyone had the chance to get their dirty hands on the prized food items,everyone formed a circle and said a little thanksgiving prayer to honour the Gods of fine dining led by Madame Josephine.It was a wonderful sight to behold as people from different creeds,class and colour joined hands to form an endless ring, an embodiment of insaperability."

yes from how i see it,that was the way things went down.but the class mascot had an unconventional to down her food substances.

you know how everyone has "that" trick that they know so well.well here's Joannes.

doughnuts.i only eat the glazed ones.original is the way to go.i must admit i do not have a sweet tooth.=/ sweet is good, but not too sweet.that's just tacky.har-har.



great pose Mascot.one for the album!



later in the day our MUET teacher Madame Lye showed us a movie entitled "Innocence".oh how you have mislead me!!

they were practically naked 8 - 14 year old girls in the movie!!and at the time i was the only guy in class surrounded by 6-7 girls???talk about awkward!!!

here are some screens from the movie.




that topless little child is a girl.=/ the best movie for your dose of pedophilia.for the most part of the movie, we see these little girls running around in their skimpy skirts and swimming in the lake topless with only their lower undergarments on.



but this is of course an artsy independent film most likely widely praised by the critics in Cannes.make no mistake the cinematography is one of the best i've seen.its a good movie....its confusing, melancholic, surreal, odd...just the way i like it.but word of advice....never ever watch it with a room full of girls.i did.wait its not that bad.=/