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...and he is called Chester Ashton John sometimes the serial rapist,sometimes the wounded little puppy.I run this place, so bow down before me... or something. email/msn:This_sudden_injury@yahoo.com want to know me?hit ABOUTFACE below the blog header/title.it just got longer. archives
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...and now for the second time.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
The glorious class festival has graced us once again for the second time running.We have successfully organised this mammoth of an event from its grave when we buried it a month ago in its quiet grave in the back of our minds. Our MUET teacher actually asked us to hand in a report on the festival.here's an excerpt from my report.our founding mother aka class mascot Joanne Pei was very pleased with the proceedings. " like vultures they circled the table of food fighting for that one last piece of Pepperoni pizza or Pink Panther doughnut.Eyes interlocked and a show of hideous barbaric physical violence ensued fighting for that ever fleeting taste of heaven.But some were full and took a vow to never eat ever again during their mortal escapade on earth in fear that their guts will start to spew out followed swiftly by gushing blood......" i got a B5.which is very good.the higher the number of the B the better it is.and teacher left a remark on my paper saying "leave out opinions."=/ ok back to the actual event..... oh yea did i mention the theme for this month was "Italiano cum Doughnut Festival".penned down by the individual below. there was ALOT of food.you could have brought your favourite starving African to this joint once a month.always on a Friday now. It's not everyday you get sandwiched by two Alices.that has to be some kind of good luck charm.it has to be. random person #1,random person #2,random person #3,random person #4,Chester,random person #5,random person #6. so before we actually dug into the food, we had a short prayer.so again i will refer to my English report. "Before everyone had the chance to get their dirty hands on the prized food items,everyone formed a circle and said a little thanksgiving prayer to honour the Gods of fine dining led by Madame Josephine.It was a wonderful sight to behold as people from different creeds,class and colour joined hands to form an endless ring, an embodiment of insaperability." yes from how i see it,that was the way things went down.but the class mascot had an unconventional to down her food substances. doughnuts.i only eat the glazed ones.original is the way to go.i must admit i do not have a sweet tooth.=/ sweet is good, but not too sweet.that's just tacky.har-har. great pose Mascot.one for the album! later in the day our MUET teacher Madame Lye showed us a movie entitled "Innocence".oh how you have mislead me!! they were practically naked 8 - 14 year old girls in the movie!!and at the time i was the only guy in class surrounded by 6-7 girls???talk about awkward!!! here are some screens from the movie. ![]() that topless little child is a girl.=/ the best movie for your dose of pedophilia.for the most part of the movie, we see these little girls running around in their skimpy skirts and swimming in the lake topless with only their lower undergarments on. ![]() but this is of course an artsy independent film most likely widely praised by the critics in Cannes.make no mistake the cinematography is one of the best i've seen.its a good movie....its confusing, melancholic, surreal, odd...just the way i like it.but word of advice....never ever watch it with a room full of girls.i did.wait its not that bad.=/ |
Here i am.
self.commentary.
existent.
the obvious is that my name is Chester Ashton John.Ashton is promounced Ash-ten.not like ten the number ten but ten as in badminton.simple?You don't get many Chesters in Kuching.at least i don't think so.no I'm pretty sure you don't.
you can spot me in every happening party around the world anytime all the time.superstar models front,side and back.its a tough life but someones gotta do it right?=/
that was during the Victoria's Secret new summer lingerie line-up party in Paris during the past month.
......................................................but who am i to boast about my high roller lifestyle.lets stick to something a little more normal.i am very into the performing arts.and guess what someday hope to see the realization of my very own indie film.including a ticket to Cannes.;) but sadly i will ultimately due to peer pressure and modern working class ethics will become an accountant. but that wouldn't stop me oh no.in tribute to Pink Floyd (one of the greatest progressive rock/psychedelic band of the 70's and 80's) shall name my movie "two suns in a sunset", a not so popular song by them but that name have always stuck on me for some reason unknown.
with that i would also like to state that i am very into music.mostly indie bands noone has heard of.i have this sticker somewhere that says "i listen to bands that don't even exist yet."its an ironic statement about elitist who take pride in listening to indie bands noone knows.i just enjoy the music better.thats all.im very into electronic music as well.i have a musical "side-project" called The Dance Party Corruption.its a mashup of electronica and indie and some snippets of audio from movies.wanna listen?contact me.
i love debates.as much as i hate saying that i do.especially on internet forums.on a certain site for Malaysian students.;) i like response.i like communication.human beings are social animals.no doubt.reading is a hobby that have come and gone for me.lately there has been a drought in my reading timetable.im sorry The Catcher In The Rye and 1984 that i have yet to finish.i will tho.wait for me.
i thrive on satire.i can be all sarcastic and angst.and i can be all calm and polite.i have my rights to be angry at things right?its a personal journal gone public thats what it is.i don't expect anyone to take my satirical and sarcastic views seriously.because i don't.i just write that way so fuck me.its for my own amusement.and most of the time also yours.as i said its public.for all to rip apart.=/
but i can be personal and fragile.because i am human.punch me i bleed.i will always be vague at doing it tho.that's why its personal.then why put it on the blog?because its the only way to get through to you.its your choice to read it.choice.that's what i'm aiming for.hoping one day you will be that one anonymous comment i've been waiting for.
i don't know why i continue writing on this blog.somewhere between ego and pride i think its because i want to show to people that i can write and i can construct complete sentences.maybe i keep writing to get enough hits to have ads up for pocket money.maybe blogging is the new black.maybe i just want to share.everytime i finish a post i feel accomplishment.another step towards world domination.then i shrug it off my shoulders.no matter the reason, its here to stay.indefinably.
so here i am.if you ask me right now about the 4 letter word i would say yes.because i still type in your number everytime i want to pretend I'm talking to someone on the phone whenever i feel awkward in front of other people.someday i hope a voice will come out from the speakers again.because i get in alot of awkward situations.i get uncomfortable all the time.and i key in your number.but the call button untouched.i feel comfort in that.because it has to be your number.i wouldn't feel save if it wasn't.
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...and now for the second time.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
The glorious class festival has graced us once again for the second time running.We have successfully organised this mammoth of an event from its grave when we buried it a month ago in its quiet grave in the back of our minds. Our MUET teacher actually asked us to hand in a report on the festival.here's an excerpt from my report.our founding mother aka class mascot Joanne Pei was very pleased with the proceedings. " like vultures they circled the table of food fighting for that one last piece of Pepperoni pizza or Pink Panther doughnut.Eyes interlocked and a show of hideous barbaric physical violence ensued fighting for that ever fleeting taste of heaven.But some were full and took a vow to never eat ever again during their mortal escapade on earth in fear that their guts will start to spew out followed swiftly by gushing blood......" i got a B5.which is very good.the higher the number of the B the better it is.and teacher left a remark on my paper saying "leave out opinions."=/ ok back to the actual event..... oh yea did i mention the theme for this month was "Italiano cum Doughnut Festival".penned down by the individual below. there was ALOT of food.you could have brought your favourite starving African to this joint once a month.always on a Friday now. It's not everyday you get sandwiched by two Alices.that has to be some kind of good luck charm.it has to be. random person #1,random person #2,random person #3,random person #4,Chester,random person #5,random person #6. so before we actually dug into the food, we had a short prayer.so again i will refer to my English report. "Before everyone had the chance to get their dirty hands on the prized food items,everyone formed a circle and said a little thanksgiving prayer to honour the Gods of fine dining led by Madame Josephine.It was a wonderful sight to behold as people from different creeds,class and colour joined hands to form an endless ring, an embodiment of insaperability." yes from how i see it,that was the way things went down.but the class mascot had an unconventional to down her food substances. doughnuts.i only eat the glazed ones.original is the way to go.i must admit i do not have a sweet tooth.=/ sweet is good, but not too sweet.that's just tacky.har-har. great pose Mascot.one for the album! later in the day our MUET teacher Madame Lye showed us a movie entitled "Innocence".oh how you have mislead me!! they were practically naked 8 - 14 year old girls in the movie!!and at the time i was the only guy in class surrounded by 6-7 girls???talk about awkward!!! here are some screens from the movie. ![]() that topless little child is a girl.=/ the best movie for your dose of pedophilia.for the most part of the movie, we see these little girls running around in their skimpy skirts and swimming in the lake topless with only their lower undergarments on. ![]() but this is of course an artsy independent film most likely widely praised by the critics in Cannes.make no mistake the cinematography is one of the best i've seen.its a good movie....its confusing, melancholic, surreal, odd...just the way i like it.but word of advice....never ever watch it with a room full of girls.i did.wait its not that bad.=/ |
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