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Friday, November 28, 2008
"you're like my personal heroin."
the most cringe worthy line of all time.surpassing "i'm the king of the world!" from Titanic.fo sho
now every Twilight fan-girl will def recognize this line and live by every word and...... probably cursing me all the way to hell right now.(like i'm not on my way there already =/)
the movie screams cheese.the cheese factor is overwhelming.i personally have never read the book but wherever the script came from, the guy who wrote it must not have his luck with one-liners.
"Twilight reminds me of an extended episode of Goosebumps" - Mewhat i'm trying to say is the movie blows.Dracula wouldn't approve of it.where are the capes?the coffins?the always campy ability to turn into a bat?pre-transformation smoke included.
Paramore made the worst song of their career for this movie.what happened to droopy organ music??vampires dig that shit.
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oh right, a chick wrote the books...
yeah books.a sequel is afoot.goddammit.
you know what...since that vampire dood lives forever..i bet he did the same thing to every single girl he has dated.that is sick.
if it wasn't for the hype, i'd pass this off as bad B-movie.
"the only thing that would break them apart, is a stake to the heart."
cheesy.sounds like an appropriate tagline.
an insult to vampires.and to good literature i'm sure.we all know the vampire dood ends up screwing the chick and end his 100 year old virginity.
that actually happened in the last book no joke.the baby breaks her pelvis,spine and ribs on the way out.oh yeah she becomes a vampire in the end.