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Friday, April 24, 2009

Sup.

Still stuck in wangstatown beating it down on the curriculums of education. I’m a half-baked strawberry shortcake of the labour force. I have a mouthful of formulas. Damn. I hate that mee hoon goreng. Damn you cafeteria. Selling unnecessary things for unnecessary occasions.

But you know me, sneaking through your niche market getting it on with the corridors of faux intellect. Strolling through the undercover fashion police hinting only slightly on their Marc by Marc Jacobs bangles. “oohhh I’m not worthy.”

8 flight of stairs? Goddamn 8 flights of stairs every morning cuntnugget. You’d shit bricks before you get to the top. But I got over it, went up and kept rocking. Do I get a high-five? Fuck no. I get a sheet full of nobody’s business. But life has always been about a bag of dicks.

This shit is so intense, you can’t handle this intense.

This intense will handle you. It will handle your junk, and you won’t play a fool...fool.

You got your business? Get that shit outta my face. This is serious business

Ivy League? We get that rubbish shoved down our throats for breakfast, lunch and dinner son. It ain’t no mac and cheese. It’s that old dry vanilla muffin that’s just too grainy for its own good. Do not want.

You pariahs of mathematical reasoning have no idea what I’m saying mirite?

South Australian Matriculation is for real men and women. Saya Akan Mati what? Thats weak sauce dood..Self Abuse Matriculation? Nu uhh...you gotta be as brave as new mothers and fathers..have the strength of widows and sole survivors..have the might of a couple’s first kiss...honesty of a dying man..this is Sup Anal Mate...yeah means you’re about to be assraped.

And life is complete.

I did write about college after all. The excessive amount of profanity present was included to emphasize on the urgency and magnitude of the topic at hand. =/