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Monday, May 25, 2009


My exams are over, rolled over, moreover, and rolled over.

That’s a mini Haiku FYI.

I got my leather jacket. It’s awesome, foresome, lonesome, rum som som. picture after the jump.

That’s a poem.

I write disjointed nonsensical sentences. Call me talented.

But what’s more awesome is I can’t believe how many people actually believed that Megan Fox owned a penis before. Hey look above you, it’s Tranformers 2. You just fell into an advertising scam to hype up the release. Bunch of liars! (In denial and is still looking for evidence Megan is in fact a female by birth)...it’s like that saying “When pigs fly”. But then again my blog is called “Hate to say i told you so.”

You know those things you say that eventually come full circle and bites you in the ass?i reallllyyyy hate it when that happens, because it makes me look like an idiot. Not that it has happened lately I’m merely explaining my blog title. Which i never got to, but never did have to but felt like anyway. i spelt “prove” instead of “proof” in my other post. I would like to say it was intentional but id sound like a math teacher in denial after being pointed out that he wrote the wrong answer and in his defence say “i was just testing you.” Here let me say it, “i was just testing you.”=/

So now for something more sentimental.

I am home.

Back to astro, sleeping in, opening the fridge to packets upon packets of green tea, 3rd Mile Siang Siang, Saturday mass, my bed, privacy, fresh clean(er) air, Azza burger, Star Cineplex, car rides, St.Joseph, Jadepot, jogging, The Spring, kolo mee, sio bee, teh c peng special, char kueh , Hui Sing, ironed clothes, bahasa Sarawak, less traffic jams, BBQ specialist, Limited Edition, rocking out on my air guitar in the afternoon, coming home early in the morning hating to open that gate, Padungan, pointless emo driving sessions, guitar.

Yours eventually,

Chester

p.s me in my first ever leather jacket




you appeared in my dreams 2 nights in a row. it's been a looong time since. tonight, we'll see about tonight.